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Champagne Vending Machine

by THE PORTRAIT

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Champagne Vending Machine 04:18
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Got my champagne flutes and a pocket full of gold coins Cha cha cha cha cha ching Spendin' money, feelin' the bubbly Like a champagne vending machine Always sassy, keepin’ it classy Like a champagne vending machine First one there, last one to leave Party till the morning cause I bring the party like a Champagne vending machine I’m gonna bring the party up to your place I bring the paaaaartaaay First one to the dance floor You can dance with me We can cha cha cha cha cha cha Lookin' fit, slingin' the splits Like a champagne vending machine Always sassy, keepin' it classy Like a champagne vending machine First one there, last one to leave Party till the morning cause I bring the boogie like a Champagne vending machine (repeat) I’m gonna bring the party up to your place (repeat) I bring the paaaaartaaay
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Ticket 03:20
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So lets just take this train I hope it’s going far So far from where we’ve been Take take away this fool I still believe in you Naive it may seem But hey, I’ve always known Hey hey, I’ll be your fool Oh kiss me, yeah Oh trip me up Oh kiss me, yeah Oh, judge me okay, hold up, so what Lets watch the scars fade Lets watch the crutch burn So far from where we’ve been But hey, it’s all we’ve known I still believe in us Naive it may seem But hey, I’ve always known Hey hey, I’ll be your fool Hey hey, I’ll be your fool Oh kiss me, yeah Oh trip me up Oh kiss me, yeah Oh, judge me okay, hold up, so what
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Ripley 04:02
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She’s a wonder She's a heroine She don't take no shit A real Joan of Arc The strength of a million And a force to be reckoned with A heart for all A heart for all She’ll fight ’til the bitter end She never quits She never fails Cause she’s got the will to live Ellen, alien She’s an alien killin' Jonesy savin' Power loading bad ass gal 57 years don’t phase her none She’s awake and ready for war It’s a bad bad call Right to the wall Cross her heart and hope to die Assholes and elbows Assholes and elbows It’s the express elevator to hell Noble till the end She fights her own way Even when there’s no end in site A fierce survivor Clever under pressure Though everyone around her dies The robot lies The alien queen dies It’s the ultimate sacrifice LV-426 legit forever changed her life Ellen, alien
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Drop 04:32
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Been workin’ workin’ way too hard Tryin’ to figure you out Been workin’ workin’ way too hard And I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna think about it It’s takin’ takin’ all I have Not to tear you down It’s takin’ takin’ all I have And I don’t want it I don’t want it anymore Respect is given when received Something you know nothing about Too broke, too weak, too vain to see What you’ve brought on yourself It’s takin’ takin’ all I have Not to push you away It’s takin’ takin’ all I have And I can’t do it I won’t do it anymore
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Metro 04:29
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So you think you're the shit ah huh Okay, so let me cast some shade That side of dark never saw the light Never saw the light anyway I once believed I could help you see I once believed it was me The one who could save you from it all The one who would be there after all You can't hold on Everyone's your enemy Just let it go Hey Hey just let it go You pride yourself on your mystery All that hiding you seek Only concealed in your misery You're your own worst, your own worst enemy And yet it comes a surprise When all the lies, they fall Baring the hate the seethes within Those eyes, those eyes they can't hide it all You can't hold on Everyone's your enemy Just let it go Hey Hey just let it go
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Turbulence 03:47
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You blow through my mind like a casual breeze Stirrin’ up the feels then leavin’ the sting Yeah, leavin’ the sting And I’m just trying to figure out who is flying this plane who is flying this plane who is flying this plane right now I don’t care where we’re goin’ As long as we’re not stayin’ I don’t care where we’re goin’ As long as we’re not staying, not here go, go Been workin’ up the courage to walk through that door But something keeps holding me back It’s got me tight and I don’t know why But I’m tired of trying to figure out who is flying this plane who is flying this plane who is flying this plane right now I don’t care where we’re goin’ As long as we’re not stayin’ I don’t care where we’re goin’ As long as we’re not staying, not here go, go Your words are joke Your eyes full of lies You brought me back, but not this time Yeah I’m leavin’ the scene hey hey Yeah, I’m leavin’ the scene And oh hey I am flying this plane I am flying this plane I am flying this plane right now I don’t care where I’m goin’ As long as I’m not stayin’ I don’t care where I’m goin’ As long as I’m not staying, not here go, go

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The album title and track was inspired by an actual champagne vending machine first experienced in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. The purchase of a golden coin for a pricey cost of $20 gets you a fancy champagne split from the vending machine. Champagne vending machines are out there bringing the party one split at a time.

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released March 31, 2023

Champagne vending machine at the Hyatt Place in Fort Lauderdale.

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